People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people comfort, It doesn’t hurt anything.’ Well, other than it’s caused most wars, the Crusades, the Inquisition, 9/11, arranged marriages to minors, the suppression of women and homosexuals, ethnic cleansing, honor rape, human sacrifice, burning witches, suicide bombings, condoning slavery, and the systematic fucking of children…there’s a few little things that I have a problem with.
- Bill Maher  (via numbskullmischief)

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
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the-vashta-nerada:

jesus christ don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom

earthshocked:

Love the fact that we’ve scheduled the BAFTAs for the day after the Eurovision.

Because we knew we weren’t going to win the Song Contest so fuck you, world, we’re going to have our own awards ceremony

Where we’re the only nominees.

So, we’re the only winners.

notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

thepixargeek:

▷ Brave (2012) concept art of Merida by Matt Nolte

robin-is-a-lizard:

poisonousstrawberries:

justacasgirl:

thebibliovore:

whackadooball:

shanabeth:

Batman will never be a princess.

BATMAN WILL NEVER BE A PRINCESS.

SCREW YOU BATMAN CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS

OH MY GOD

HOLY PINK DRESS, BATMAN!

omg I reblogged this when it had like 6 notes. IT’S EVEN BETTER NOW THAN IT WAS THEN

wendigo:

tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting


Lucille: I'm going to the hospital bar
Michael: There is no hospital bar
Lucille: This is why people hate hospitals